Let it be known that this page is 100% dedicated to the Ultimate fucking Warrior! Anyone this strung-out on 'roids, and is authentically crazy enough to legally change their name to "Warrior" is cool in my book, dammit!
Enjoy the show...

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

RAHHHHH! I'm totally pumped about my shitty fluffy-ass mullet!

This fucker is so fucking strung-out on roids that he can't even hold his belt up without flexing.

YEAHHHHH! Check out my fucking veins, bitch!! That's why this dickbag has the strings tied around his arms, so he has an easy shot at a vein to get pumped on his super-'roids before a match.

JESUS CHRIST!! Put the fucking face paint back on!!!!!!!!!!

Hells yeah! Hogan Vs Warrior, Summerslam 1991.

Whoa! Shit!! Looks like the Warrior is itching for a fix of another round of his special steroid shots!

God damn, Warrior, how I envy you!

AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! RRRRAAAARRRHHHHH!!!! The trademark Warrior Tantrum! WATCH OUT!!

Looks like this fucking cock turtle is about to squeeze out a massive dump!

DUDE!! Even in his comic he's strung-out! AWESOME!!!

I take that back...He's way more strung-out in his comic. I guess that's how the bastard aspires to make himself look. He's doing a damn good job so far!

This Warrior painting is so fucking gay, I want to track down the artist and Gorilla-Press-Slam the fucker into submission!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!! Now THAT is what I'm fuckin' talking about!!! Good job Warrior-Wanna-Be, you won the Dipshit-of-the-Year Award!

I highly advise, no, strike that.  I order your sorry ass to check out Warrior Central, right fucking now!!