From : L Baxter (lance.baxter @ gmail.com)
Sent : Tuesday, February 27, 2007 3:34 PM
To : militantgamer@hotmail.com
Subject : You sucks
Message:
Dear Militant Gamer,
You suck and let me tell you why. At first when I stumbled on your site I thought it was a website produced by some retarded kid learning HTML in a special Ed-class. You know like web equivalent of Skillcraft. But after reading your hodgepodge rants it dawned on me your not legally retarded, just so stupid as to give the appearance of retardation. Initially when I suspected you were a drooling retarded kid I thought your website was cute. If you were retarded (which is still up for debate I'm sure) then your website would be a testament to perseverance in the face of amazing adversity. But as it stands it's a gigantic monument to shit fuckery and evidence of your complete and utter lack of ascetic taste. I mean what the fuck is up with the god damn Rambo bullets on the left there. I know, I know it's militant gamer your probably blubbering through a mouth full of cock and cheese wiz. Yea, well it still looks like some pixelated shit you pulled from an old NES game. Learn photoshop you fucking bug-eyed mongoloid. I also would like point out that unlike you, the rest of the world is not a fan of baby puke green. And the fact you fagged up as much of your site as possible with this fucking abortion of a color is further credit to my theory your a mouth breathing simpleton. I could go on-on about how shitty your website looks and how terrible it is to navigate but I've got to fuck your mother.
Peace and God-Bless,
Lance
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