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Welcome to MilitantGamer.com!!!

My two cents...

                   This site was built from scratch on August 15th, 2006. The site went live the next day on August 16th, 2006 and looked like shit compared to where it is now... Who knows, maybe in 5 years it'll look real professional-like. I wrote every single line of HTML and JavaScript on this site by hand, and will continue to do so because I like to do everything the hard way. Sure, the code looks like shit, and maybe the site isn't all that fancy, but it's mine and I'm proud of it, so fuck you.

The website:

                   Militant Gamer provides an array of selfish opinions including: Reviews on video games that I don't like; Videos taken from other sites that I agree with; Frequently asked questions about my site and how cool I am; Links to other sites that have material that I find entertaining (or not) without their permission; 100% completely bullshit moments in video game history; a full-featured Hate Mail section, and so much more!!!

If you don't like video games, explosions, guns, camouflage, Hulk Hogan, and the Ultimate Warrior then I suggest you go elsewhere.    However, if you do like all of these things, then feel free to enjoy your stay...

Militant Gamer is here for my own pleasure.   I don't give a crap about you (unless you want to give me money, then I'll pretend to care), and I don't give a crap about your opinions.  Militant Gamer is here to tell you what I think about games and game-related stuff, and force you to feel the same way.   If you don't want to agree with my opinions, then I suggest you just leave your money and go somewhere where someone gives a crap about what you think!